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10th April 07, 05:12 AM
#1
Another wannapeak
Recently, 'bout two weeks past, I was at a tavern with a friend. A loose and lovely lass approached me. She asked the classic ? I said, "I'm at liberty to inform."
She said, "My friend bet me that I wouldn't be able to get you to flash us. A twenty dollar bet we have."
"Twenty bucks? That's all I'm worth for a lift?" I queried. "Too bad you lose the bet" I followed.
She said, "OK, Twenty each and I'll split it with you."
"Do you negotiate compromises?" I asked.
"What Kind?" She wondered.
I presented a bargain, "I permit something in public for you and your friend, when you agree to a private show with me."
She was chagrined, and walked away.
I smiled really big behind her as she exited the doorway.
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10th April 07, 05:16 AM
#2
Very nice! Smoothly done  Ill bet she was furious!! That would have been a sight to see
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10th April 07, 05:46 AM
#3
Ah, turning the tables! Way to go.
Unfortunately, as most of the women who ask me "that" question all seem to be quite older than me, it's never occurred to me to use the "reverse flash" method 
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10th April 07, 07:52 AM
#4
Having met you last fall, I can picture in my mind exactly how that whole conversation panned out. Priceless!!
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10th April 07, 08:44 AM
#5
Nice is amazing how quick the loose their sense of humor when the roles are reversed
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. Benjamin Franklin
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Mark Twain
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10th April 07, 09:23 AM
#6
Nice one! I'll have to remember that.
E.
Some Guinness spilt on the barroom floor.
When the pub was closed for the night, a wee brown mouse crawled out of his hole and sat in the pale moonlight.
He lapped the foamy froth from off the floor and back on his haunches he sat,
and all night long you could hear him roar "Bring on the Goddamn cat!"
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10th April 07, 09:24 AM
#7
Well done sir,
At least she "asked" instead of just grabbing.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member Scottish Tartans Authority, Owner Freelanders #4 & 5
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"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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10th April 07, 09:26 AM
#8
Great one! Way to go!!!
Brian
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10th April 07, 10:16 AM
#9
she wanted a peek a' yur peak???
oh my....
Member: Scotch Malt Whisky Society, DramBusters, UisgieBeath8teen, the Friends of Laphroaig, Islay Whisky Society, Ardbeg Committee, Scotch Whisky Heritage Centre, The PLOWED Society, Duncan Taylor Scotch Whisky Club, D&M Connoisseurs’ Club, & Single Malt Aficionados Club
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10th April 07, 10:20 AM
#10
I guess that her interest was... piqued?
Phil
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