Alligator Sporran

[Miah]

thought i would link this if nobody had seen it
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...916757578&rd=1

[Raphael]

[kilted in KC]

that is one tight sporrang

too bad i dont have the money and it is so old i would be afraid to wear it

thanks
kilted in kc 8)

[richardljohnson]

You've left me almost speechless with this! If they had Alligators in Scotland I'm sure this would have been done.

Kind of makes me want to go and get the Tasmian Devil CD case I saw at Boarder Bookstore and convert it.

RLJ-

[Graham]

Oh that is so gross! yuk, sorry but I wouldn't wear it in a pink fit. (or in green tights)

I'm not a fanatic vegetarian, I wear leather, but animal parts around my body seems somewhat primitive.

I have a friend who has a foxhead sporran, I don't even like that much. Not my thing.

[bubba]

Thinking about it, you'd be carrying your back scratcher around with you. The possibilities for scratching itches are mind boggling.

[Raphael]

It feels wrong to wear that below my waist.

It looks like a prop from a B-Movie and I can see the story line now:

A Demonic Alligator was killed for fashion in 1880's. Every one who bought shoes, wallets, sporans, belts, jackets,and boots was cursed. They all died tragically within days of the Purchase.

They are soon destroyed with the help of a vodoo Preist from Florida. However, a Sporran survived and the preist warned that one day, the demonic Spirit will come and haunt man kind once again.

Fast Forward to 2004

Unsuspected Person bought the SPorran and wore it to a Wedding.

Then the claw cut open the owner's finger and few drops of blood spilled to the Sporran. That awoke the Sipirt. During the cake cutting, IT CAME ALive.
It took over the owner's body and turn into a Kilted Alligator Monster.

It terrorised the wedding. Killed the Bride and Groom and the Wedding Party. The police/security was called, but the Mosnter was too powerful and demonic, ordinary weapons won't hurt it.

It kept killing random people for a week as it was trying to reach its Florida Home. It needed to reach its home swamp to gain back its full power

Then the Grandson of the Vodoo Priest was called. He took the case. Just before It reached the Swamp, The Monster was destroyed.

The End

[Graham]

Sure bubba, but even in woolen kilts with no undies, I don't get that itchy - not there.

[Rufus]

That sporran would be great, if you were Captain Hook.

I hope those claws aren't sharp, or you could inadvertantly give yourself a vasectomy if you sat down wrong wearing that thing. Bubba's right though, it could make a great scratcher.

[highlandtide]

I'm sorry but I love it! I am think seriously about bidding on it.