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 How my sporran saved my love life
Picture a sunny afternoon, birds singing and all that sort of thing.
Zeus, a 120 lbs rotweiller was laying in the sun snoozing. Zeus and I have been friends fo nearly a year now, so I decided to say hello.
So knowing that one doesn't wake a dog suddenly, I scuff my shoes while calling his name.
My friend wakes with a mild start, takes a couple steps towards me and lunges with an earth rumbling "woof!"
I start to backpedal as he lunges. Teeth bared he still comes at me, grabs my sporran (A SWK nylon) gives a tug and pulls it off me shaking his head violently.
After about eight or so shakes he drops it and looks at me as if to say, "Oh, it's you." and sits at my feet waiting to be petted.
Both dog and sporran are doing well.(Tho I did have to rebend the hook that let go.)
It retrospect I prefer to think that he was protecting me from that tassled thing that was attacking my dangly bits.
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Dangly bits and Rottweilers hmm what a combination!  
Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)
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I can just see it now, luckly for me our husky Niko has never attacked my sporran.
"If the Party could thrust its hand into the past and say this or that even, it never happened—that, surely, was more terrifying than mere torture and death."
- George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 3
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He must have thought your sporran was a rabbit !
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I can just imagine it!
And hope I am never in that situation!
Mark Dockendorf
Left on the Right Coast
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 Originally Posted by McClef
Dangly bits and Rottweilers hmm what a combination!
Amen to that! You were lucky.
Brian
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lol bet it scared the crap out of you
Never be afraid to play in the rain,dance or sing along to the radio,or find a sunset amazing!
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Originally Posted by brandycr
lol bet it scared the crap out of you
Oh hell yes!
It was the last thing in the world I expected.
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As long as your Ok, I would not trust one of them for a pension
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2nd June 07, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by David Dalglish
As long as your Ok, I would not trust one of them for a pension
David,
That is an interesting turn of a phrase. Might I enquire as to it's origin?
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