I thought it was G. B. Shaw who asserted that the prohibition against ending a sentence with a preposition was "the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."
Then there was the little boy who badgered his father into reading him a story at bedtime, and when he saw the book his father had brought into his bedroom complained,"What did you bring that book I don't want to be read to out of up for?"
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Do the language laws in Quebec really require you to hire a mime who doesn't speak French if you hire one who doesn't speak English? Could a mime who doesn't speak either fill both roles at the same time? (Thanks to Calvin Trillin.)
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