What is this crazy addiction?

**Crazy Irishman** · 6th April 08, 04:51 AM

I got a beautiful sporran from Donnie @ www.wyvernleatherworks.com about a week ago, and I'm already looking at another one. Is this a common addiction? Am I going to suffer any physical symptoms? I'm jonesing all the time about new sporrans. Does anyone else suffer from this affliction?

**McMurdo** · 6th April 08, 05:07 AM

Yes there are those of us who are addicted to kilts and sporrans, I got my Ferguson Britt Muskrat Glengyle sporran last week and have already been looking at another, so you are no longer alone, and you are in the right place.

**Draelore** · 6th April 08, 05:35 AM

Although in an even more severe form the addiction will cause looking for another kilt just after you place the order for one!

**ardchoille** · 6th April 08, 05:49 AM

Yes, it's an addiction. The only known treatments are being kilted and plenty of socializing with like-minded folks. You'll find that "suffering" will turn into enjoyment in no time

**Frank McGrath** · 6th April 08, 06:18 AM

Run, While you still have the chance! Newbies aren't fuly addicted until 5 postings, Right?

**Tommie** · 6th April 08, 06:28 AM

When i first started wearing kilts i thought a sporran was some kind of fungas that grows on veggies in the garden.
Upon discovering what they really were the addiction struck like a bolt of lightning.
Theres no escape now.Once your hooked your doomed.

**Livingston** · 6th April 08, 07:23 AM

We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Learn to make everything else above.
Step 12. Hang out on X-Marks.

Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.