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    Some education needed.

    A local editor of a small town newspaper who fancies himself as a humor writer did a piece as follow-up to the story AP picked up on in Fargo, ND. Those of you not familiar with that story can access the Fargo Forum site. Seems a young man got inebriated on the eve of his wedding and, whilst wearing a kilt, flashed passing motorists and engaged in a sexual act with a woman. The police arrived and the man and his 'partner' were arrested. This follow-up piece, 'That'll Get You Kilt', was done in his regular "That's Life" column and was published in several regional papers. The writer is Tony Bender, editor of the Ashley Tribune, Ashley, ND.http://www.ashleynd.com/thatslife.htm

    Read and decide for yourself. And those of you that have already responded, you are right. The man is/was an idiot and were it not for him wearing a kilt likely would not have received a second glance. But the follow-up piece contains little humor and deserves a few emails directed at Mr. Bender. I have sent mine. I would encourage others to do the same.

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    eh, he is from North Dakota, I don't know if I can type slow enough for him to read it . . .

    I keed, I am originally from South Dakota myself . . .
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    I thought the article was actually pretty funny. Especially the lady who drove around the block 5 or 6 times

    I would however expect a person from North Dakota to appreciate the insulating qualities of wool, so he looses some credibility right there.

    As far as wearing a kilt at the appropriate length, above the knee is modest, at the knee is bashful and below the knee is lying

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    Sounds like your basic make of fun of Scotland stuff, I've seen a lot worse from writers that are supposed to be credible.
    I liked the bit about the fiancé going shopping for something blue ...and automatic.

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    I thought he had his tongue firmly planted in his cheek, some funny stuff, and hey it could be worse, just in case anyone is interested here is a clickable link.
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    Cracked me up....gonna plant me some begonias....

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    Amusing. And it was probably a good thing that his prospective wife discovered his true commitment in time.

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