20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

**Raphael** · 17th February 06, 09:43 AM

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in
Your Parked Car with
Sunglasses on and point A
Hair Dryer at Passing
Cars. See If They Slow
Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The
Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone
Asks You To Do
Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can
On Your Desk And Label
It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The
Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of
All Your Checks, Write
"For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your
Sentences with "In
Accordance With the
Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible,
Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your
Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."

12. Sing Along At The
Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital
And Ask Why The Poems
Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting
Around Your Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.

17. When The Money
Comes Out The ATM,
Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo,
Start Running towards the
Parking Lot, Yelling "Run
for Your Lives, They're
Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children
Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of
You Go."

And The Final Way To
Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......

20. E-mail This List To
Someone To Make Them
Smile. It's Called
Therapy...

**Southern Breeze** · 17th February 06, 10:01 AM

Thats outstanding.
# 21. Wear a clear plastic kilt.

**davedove** · 17th February 06, 10:16 AM

Make a list of twenty things and leave out one number to keep people guessing (#10 in this case), in accordance with the Prophecy.

Wait a minute

, #15 and #16 are also missing, but that too is in accordance with the Prophecy.

**GMan** · 17th February 06, 04:26 PM

I have done some of those things. My favorite is to go skipping instead of walking, gets them every time, and that is according to prophecy!

**GlassMan** · 19th February 06, 09:12 PM

One of my personal favorites is to say I'd like a pepperoni pizza with extra anchovies when answering the phone, especially when I know that it's a telemarketer calling. :confused:

I also enjoy acting like I recognize the telemarketer's voice and begin a long, in depth conversation attempting to catch up this "long lost friend" on the latest details of my grandmothers intestinal problems.

**Nick** · 20th February 06, 08:25 AM

I shall now chuckle heartily, in accordance with the prophecy.

**Iñaki** · 20th February 06, 08:31 AM

LOL!! Believe or not, I find myself doing some of these things on the list, and others as well. Am I oficially insane?

**Big Paul** · 20th February 06, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

Thats outstanding.
# 21. Wear a clear plastic kilt.

That's just wrong!!!

**UmAnOnion** · 20th February 06, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Big Paul

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

Thats outstanding.
# 21. Wear a clear plastic kilt.

That's just wrong!!!

That reminds me of one of the scarier sights i saw in NYC when i first moved up here... a pair of 6' tall drag queens, feather boas, & clear platic shorts strolling thru the village...was almost enough to send me back to Bermuda!!!

p.s. if you wear the clear plastic kilt it will save people the trouble of asking what you are wearing under there....

**646guy** · 20th February 06, 09:37 AM

I've done many of those things in accordance with the prophecy.

#5 I actually did at my old office in Florida because my coworkers drove me nuts by complaining there was never enough decaf coffee. One day I went in and decided to make a big pot of regular coffee, put it in the decaf pot, and told them that I made it just to shut them up. I did it for weeks...they were wired out of their minds!