Sounds as if it would be an interesting job. Hope you get it but if you don't, don't dwell on it, just move on...
The 'Eathen in his idleness bows down to wood and stone,
'E don't obey no orders unless they is his own,
He keeps his side arms awful,
And he leaves them all about,
Until up comes the Regiment and kicks the 'Eathen out.