Flat tire. (a little humour)

[Mr. Kilt]

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driving the car eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde yelling, "What's going on here?"

"My car broke down, officer" says the blonde calmly.

"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.

"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my emergency flashers!"

[sharpdressedscot]

Good one!

[thescot]

Oh, that was good. I didn't see it coming.

[Rogerson785]

Tears flowing my dogs going crazy, master has gone mad once again.

[SFCRick]

very funny

[SteveB]

Gud on.

[ardchoille]

That's a keeper!

[ANGELMAN]

My Marketing Dept. Would Love This Idea. I May Have To Pass This Along.

[kfreeouf]

Didn't see it coming. Good one!
Keith

[Coemgen]

I just, quite literally, fell out of my chair!