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14th February 07, 03:24 PM
#1
Glasgow Wedding
Twa Glesca lads, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised
already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the
minister, even ma stag night...
Archie nods approvingly.
"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!
"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.
"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
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14th February 07, 03:34 PM
#2
Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
 Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
If people don't like it they can go sit on a thistle.
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14th February 07, 03:37 PM
#3
That took me a minute to get.
"Kilt with Pride."
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14th February 07, 03:40 PM
#4
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14th February 07, 03:55 PM
#5
c152t,
Good one; had to pass it along.
Bob
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice but in practice there is.
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14th February 07, 03:55 PM
#6
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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14th February 07, 06:18 PM
#7
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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14th February 07, 10:20 PM
#8
I see a long and loud marriage in Jock's future.
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15th February 07, 12:48 AM
#9
Member: Scotch Malt Whisky Society, DramBusters, UisgieBeath8teen, the Friends of Laphroaig, Islay Whisky Society, Ardbeg Committee, Scotch Whisky Heritage Centre, The PLOWED Society, Duncan Taylor Scotch Whisky Club, D&M Connoisseurs’ Club, & Single Malt Aficionados Club
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15th February 07, 04:16 AM
#10
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