I stole this

**Dirk Skene** · 30th March 07, 07:20 AM

I stole this from another forum that has to with pipe smokers & not kilts.

"He was rather preoccupied: like a kilted man who cannot find his ferret."

**jordanjm** · 30th March 07, 07:27 AM

I did not know that I need a ferret when I wear a Kilt. Am I missing something, or does this mean the animal?

**katmills2005** · 30th March 07, 07:28 AM

:LOL: that is cute.

**Kilted KT** · 30th March 07, 07:31 AM

the last thing I need is a ferret running 'round under my kilt! I'd just as soon make a sporran out if it!

**haukehaien** · 30th March 07, 07:48 AM

The ferret should never be worn under the kilt, nor should it be allowed to roam freely about the wearer's person; instead, it may be affixed to the plaid (if the plaid is being worn) or placed in the sporran. (Its head may be allowed to protrude amusingly from beneath the sporran flap.)

Clan chiefs are permitted to wear two ferrets, or one otter.

Please, people. There are rules for Highland dress. Let's not ruin the appearance of our kilts with disorderly ferrets.

**Fearnest** · 30th March 07, 08:02 AM

Now WHERE did I put that ferret? I know he's around here somewhere... Not like him to just run off...

Originally Posted by haukehaien

The ferret should never be worn under the kilt, nor should it be allowed to roam freely about the wearer's person; instead, it may be affixed to the plaid (if the plaid is being worn) or placed in the sporran. (Its head may be allowed to protrude amusingly from beneath the sporran flap.)

Clan chiefs are permitted to wear two ferrets, or one otter.

Please, people. There are rules for Highland dress. Let's not ruin the appearance of our kilts with disorderly ferrets.

Oh yes, well certainly... perhaps in Oklahoma... but here EAST of the Missouri River (where prices are slightly lower), the ferret is more properly worn attached to the ribbons of the balmoral or glengarry! (Or, if he's been naughty, done up in a nice bit of stew.)

**heartofglass** · 30th March 07, 10:52 AM

Well, if you can ferret out the ferret, guess you'd stay out of trouble?

**James73** · 30th March 07, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by haukehaien

The ferret should never be worn under the kilt, nor should it be allowed to roam freely about the wearer's person; instead, it may be affixed to the plaid (if the plaid is being worn) or placed in the sporran. (Its head may be allowed to protrude amusingly from beneath the sporran flap.)

Clan chiefs are permitted to wear two ferrets, or one otter.

Please, people. There are rules for Highland dress. Let's not ruin the appearance of our kilts with disorderly ferrets.

Yes everyone, please follow the ferrules.