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    Kilt got me a beer

    Last night we had a staff meeting at my part-time gig, the cooking school. Afterwards many of us meet up at a little bar that just happened to be between the school & my place. That was convenient for me. I am about to order a house red & this guy comes up & says “Man! I love the kilt. Let me buy you a drink.” “Thanks” I say, “I was just about to order a Cabernet” He says “No, no, no. Let me get you an Irish car bomb.” I raised one eyebrow like Mr. Spock. He yells at the bartender & a minute later I am presented with a pint glass filled a little less than ˝ way with Guinness & a shot of Baileys Irish cream. We drop the shot glass into the beer, then chug! It was a touch sweeter than I normally like my beer, but it was FREE! And I got a very quick buzz.

    The power of the kilt!
    Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End
    If this is the men's department, where are the kilts?

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    I love it when that happens! And that drink ain't too cheap, either!
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    Dude - free drink is a free drink....and a car bomb ain't bad!

    -Tim

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    Not sure that would sell with that name here. AKA depth charge

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    gotta love free stuff!

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    Just don't do like a guy did at my local pub. He was drunk, got a carbomb and knocked his front teeth out when the shot glass slammed into them when he chugged it. And he didn't realize it until someone mentioned that he was bleeding.

    Ahhh, good times.....
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    "I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do as long as it's not a blend of course. Single malt Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps maybe a Glen... any Glen." -Swingers

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    Mmm... alcoholic milkshake... but, what? No whiskey? Outrage.
    Quaeso quousque humi defixa tua mens erit? Nonne aspicis, quae in templa veneris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nervous Jock View Post
    Not sure that would sell with that name here. AKA depth charge
    Ouch! I guess not. I can't believe I had to think about that one but I certainly get it.

    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf67 View Post
    Just don't do like a guy did at my local pub. He was drunk, got a carbomb and knocked his front teeth out when the shot glass slammed into them when he chugged it. And he didn't realize it until someone mentioned that he was bleeding.

    Ahhh, good times.....
    Just plain ouch!
    Dee

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    hrmm....a new drink to try, and good job on getting to try it for free.
    Note to self: hang out at local watering hole kilted more often!
    Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with chocolate!

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