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    Smile The Plug

    The Plug
    ==========

    My better half and I were sitting in the living room and I said
    to her,

    "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
    dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

    If that ever happens, just pull the plug."


    So, she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.


    ~Author Unknown~
    Armageddon was yesterday. Today we have real problem.

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    Well, at least she didn't throw out the single malt.

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    Great line!
    Mark Dockendorf
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    Nice one

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    That's cute!

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    TV out, OK

    Boy, I hope it wasn't good beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltman
    Boy, I hope it wasn't good beer.
    Odds are it was budweiser

    Rob
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    Insert rimshot here _________ .

    “A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you're looking down, you can't see something that's above you.” -C.S. Lewis

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    Thanks, I needed a chuckle. O'Neille
    Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders I yet have heard, it seems to me most strange that men should fear; seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come. --William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
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    Good one!
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