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    Smile Today in History

    Most people don't know that back in 1912,
    Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

    In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of
    the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz,
    Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the
    great ship after its stop in New York.

    This would have been the largest single shipment of
    mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.

    But as we know, the great ship did not make it to
    New York.

    The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo
    was forever lost.

    The people of Mexico, who were crazy about
    mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery,
    were disconsolate at the loss.

    Their anguish was so great, that they declared a
    National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to
    this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on
    May 5th and is known, of course, as

    Sinko de Mayo.

    Armageddon was yesterday. Today we have real problem.

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    All I can say is if you were closer and I had a club.........
    Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubba
    All I can say is if you were closer and I had a club.........

    a rather large club, with nails, spikes and other various sharp things sticking out of it...

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    I love puns and can't wait till this evening while having a dinner out with the wife. She'll groan and then laugh
    Monticola

    (O wad some Power the giftie gie us - to see oursels as ithers see us!)

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    Talking

    Yep, maybe a spiked club wouldn't be enough,......


    ¡Salud!

    T O N O
    "...Sae come aa ye young people, whairever ye're from,
    A don't give a damn tae whit place ye belang.
    A come fae Argyll in the Heilans sae braw,
    bit A ne'er took it ill bein caad Erin-go-Bragh!"
    -traditional-
    (Dedicated to all those openminded all over the world)

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    you think setting the spiked club on fire would help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubba
    All I can say is if you were closer and I had a club.........
    or any other sandwhich would be fine!

    Sorry, I'm so ashamed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
    Sinko de Mayo.
    This is exactly what I needed today... THANK YOU!
    Phil in Idaho

    "Walk Tall, Walk Straight, and Look the World Right in the Eye."
    That Great Celtic Philosopher Val Doonican

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilted KT
    you think setting the spiked club on fire would help?
    Does someone who's closer to the culprit want to borrow my Lochaber axe?
    Inter spem curamque, timores inter et iras
    Omnem crede diem tibi diluxisse supremum:
    Grata supervenient, quae non sperabitur hora.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
    ...The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as...Sinko de Mayo.
    This one's really making its rounds this year...My fiance has gotten this one at her work email three years in a row. :rolleyes:

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