The Truth About Stillwater Kilts

**Southern Breeze** · 15th March 06, 01:38 PM

The public has the right to know.So here it is, Stillwaters deepest secret: how they get the kilts to the customer so fast. So how DO they accomplish this? Simple, Santa and his Elves work for them in the off season. Nothing else explains the speed of their service.

**Wulfestieg** · 15th March 06, 03:33 PM

I remember the first one (Nightstalker) I ordered from them. I placed the order via the web Sunday night. It arrive Tuesday morning. Now, admittedly, I was only living about 20 blocks away at the time, but it came USPS, not hand carried! My second one (Heavyweight Black Watch) was the same way. One business day turnaround from order to in my hot grubby hands, and around my waist.

So, on the whole, I believe the Santa Claus theory, since it's either that, or something involving wormholes and time travel.

**Nick** · 15th March 06, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Wulfestieg

So, on the whole, I believe the Santa Claus theory, since it's either that, or something involving wormholes and time travel.

I grok SWK.

**mddock58** · 15th March 06, 05:20 PM

I think Jerry is training those Flying Squirrels to drop them off at post offices close to the recepient.

**Big Dave** · 15th March 06, 05:43 PM

SHHHHHHH.......

......Don't tell anyone.....

.......it's actually "Leprechaun Magic"

**longshadows** · 15th March 06, 05:53 PM

Whatever their secret, they do a damn fine job and Jerry and his folks are to be thanked.

**Randy** · 15th March 06, 06:30 PM

I ordered last Friday evening and it shows up on my doorstep Monday.
Ordered Sunday, shows up Wednesday. HHmmm Santa, elves, wormholes, and flying squirrels. Come on people use some common sense. The Santa was not holding the kilt. Iit was a squirrel.

**Southern Breeze** · 15th March 06, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by longshadows

Whatever their secret, they do a damn fine job and Jerry and his folks are to be thanked.

They are indeed.

It's possibly a combination of things. Elvis in a pink UFO,Santa,Leprachans, elves, wormholes all coordinated by a control center in Area 51.

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 15th March 06, 06:45 PM

Just an awesome attention to customer service, thinks I! Any retailer can provide this level of responsiveness, but not many do!

**NewKilt** · 15th March 06, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

The public has the right to know.So here it is, Stillwaters deepest secret: how they get the kilts to the customer so fast. So how DO they accomplish this? Simple, Santa and his Elves work for them in the off season. Nothing else explains the speed of their service.

I thought I heard a HO! HO! HO! off in the distance when I was opening my last box from Stillwater . . . this explains it.

And just the night before that, I was tucked all snug in my bed with visions of tartans dancing in my head.

Darrell