I've discovered the way to the Pinnacle of Kilted Coverings

[morrison]

I think I’ve discovered the way to become the highest, Kilted Ninja, Kilted Grand Wizard, Kilted Ancient One of the Order of Kilts, the Pinnacle of Kilted Coverings with the total above all posters. I’ll first press into service as a valued community member by posting relevant messages or postings. I shall shed the baby fat [NEW] brackets with my tenth post to XMARKSTHESCOT. Are ya with me here? We’ll keep in mind that this is in fact my second post to General Kilt Talk. My first was a reply to a nice Sergeant fellow about the cloth under the outer wear.
Now, it’s on and up through the flights to the heights of Kilted-Dom.
I’ll find the Kilted Regiment @ 50 posts; The Kilted Samurai @ 100 posts;
The Kilted Warrior @ 250 posts; The Kilted Gentry @ 500 posts; and the most honorable Kilted Noble @ 750 posts.
Fittingly I’ll be on the threshold of history with 1000 posts as I become the Kilted Elder. Should I persevere to the grandest, loftiest of titles? Yes. For as I enter my 2000th (that’s two thousandth) post I will be a Kilted Legend! Could this be the highest height? Could this be the Grandest of the Grand? No? Here, I have seen the Grand Defender of his Kilt. Yet, higher still we have come finally to attain a sighting of the Ancient oder of the Kilt.

Wow! I suppose all this could make me a Kilted Divine Ninja of poster power! or a blabbering buffoon.
I'd be be happy with a "Howya doon man?" and a handshake!

[Blu (Ontario)]

Welcome 2 Xmarx.

[Rex_Tremende]

Yet, higher still we have come finally to attain a sighting of the Ancient oder of the Kilt.

Ah, yes, the odor of the ancient kilt. <snifffffff> Nothing like it.

Howrya durrin, mister?

Welcome from Cincinnati.
Rex.

[morrison]

Thanks Blu!

[morrison]

Good catch Rex. Thanx fer th nod! Whew!

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Pleased to meetcha, what took you so long to say hello?

[smaughazard]

Welcome to the asylum; you certainly sound as if you'll fit in.

[starbkjrus]

hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Welcome from our nation's cesspool......er capital.

[michael steinrok]

You R a Mod mon! Welcome to the modness

[Scott Gilmore]

A warm welcome from sunny southern California, Mr. Morrison. As one of the clan, I'm interested to know what kilts you have yet.

Also, you do know we'll all be expecting to see some pictures soon, right?

Thank you,
Scott Gilmore