Bronze Rkilt

**Kiltbear** · 16th June 05, 03:15 PM

Robert has informed me that my newest addition is on its way over. He says he has done something with the sporran but wont tell me (the sod). At my secretaries' insistence this one is 28 long. They reckon they avert their eyes when I come downstairs in case they catch an unseemly glimpse. Geez the kilt could be 2 inches long and it wouldnt be a problem.

**GMan** · 16th June 05, 04:02 PM

Something with the sporran? Hmmmmmmm makes me wonder what is going on. Cannot wait to hear about the arrival of your new addition, CONGRATULATIONS!

**Canuck** · 16th June 05, 05:38 PM

Heck, now your trying to get sympathy from these folks! Ha! They have all jonzed for a kilt or accessory. You best hope it doesn't hang up in customs too long. The bronze leather sporran is wonderfull, very rich looking. But we will just have to wait to hear from you when it arrives. Mowhahahahahahahaha
Hey kiltbear, having fun yet?!

**Riverkilt** · 18th June 05, 11:55 AM

Wore my buckskin (okay, saffron) leather RKilt to a formal gig last weekend.

A lady comes up to me and asks politely, "Is that leather?"

Rather than say, "Are you blind you yeasty pox-marked dewberry? Of course its leather!!" I politely responded, "Well, yes it is..."

I wonder if there's a doctoral thesis lurking somewhere on how kilted men, draw such inane questions from otherwise intelligent people?

With a particular focus on why it is that RKilts leather kilts seem to elicit so many spleeny milk-livered fustilarian inquiries?

Ron

**Dreadbelly** · 18th June 05, 12:05 PM

I find that people that ask dumb questions are just to bloody embarassed to properly break the ice with you and are fishing for conversation.

A kilted man can be quite intimidating. We project an aura of something, something powerful and primal.

**Kiltbear** · 19th June 05, 02:44 PM

Rob....I always have fun. I havent given the sporran an iota of thought. No sireeee not me. Hmmmm hmmm. Nope. Not thought about it at all.

**Magnus Sporrano** · 19th June 05, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Kilt Wilter

A kilted man can be quite intimidating. We project an aura of something, something powerful and primal.

After seeing your picture, I think it might be a little more than the kilt in your case my enormous friend. :-D

**Dreadbelly** · 19th June 05, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Magnus Sporrano

After seeing your picture, I think it might be a little more than the kilt in your case my enormous friend. :-D

What? Why?

**Canuck** · 19th June 05, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Kiltbear

Rob....I always have fun. I havent given the sporran an iota of thought. No sireeee not me. Hmmmm hmmm. Nope. Not thought about it at all.

You gonna be able to sleep tonight?....I wonder if it will arrive tomorrow? I sent it out Wednessday...weekend and all.....hmmmm Well surely by Next Friday you should have it.
(My friends of xmarks this is tame compared to the PM's that are exchanged between the two of us. We rattle each others chain whenever possible....and it really is a wonderful sporran)
Pleasant dreams kiltbear........LOL

**Kiltbear** · 20th June 05, 03:34 PM

I sleep the sleep of the innocent. No dreams. Not even of sporrans. BTW it must be getting hot here cos I have entered roll down sock mode and its only midsummer.