Kilted Poetry

[Colonel MacNeal]

The Japanese stole this poetry from the Scottish, where it was know as the:

High Coo

(stone me later)

[Colonel MacNeal]

A humble Limerick:

There was a young man from Dundee,
Who stopped in the heather to pee,
He slipped in his piddle,
His zipper caught middle,
Henceforth, kilted he prefers to be.