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03-13-2010, 11:54 PM
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Okay...smiling is an exercise right...more facial muscle exercise from smiling from the buttery soft feel of leather.....
Hmmm, gave up booze, pot, nicotine, and caffeine...oughta be allowed a few healthy addicitons...sensual pleasures that don't cause health damage....like wrapping myself in a wee bit of soft leather...
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03-14-2010, 03:42 AM
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Well the ladies seem to love the leather kilts. I photographed a guy in a leather kilt in Edinburgh once and his pic gets a lot more hits in my Flickr albums than any of the pics of me in kilts, and two or three of the ladies on my Flickr contacts list have asked if they could meet him. Maybe its the swoon factor makes you feel good in leather Ron.
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03-14-2010, 06:01 AM
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You might have a strong dependency on the kilt. Maybe a fetish???!! However, addiction is: in spite of adverse consequences, you're still gonna do it, like all the negative things that come your way, and you'll still wear the kilt. Hmm, any negative things comin' your way? I can't think of any when I wear mine.
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03-14-2010, 11:33 AM
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Hmmm...maybe I should Google up a leather fetish board or two then seach them for kilts...that may be where the leather kilt junkies are...
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03-14-2010, 12:01 PM
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I feel your pain Ron. I have one customer who owns 7 leather kilts from me. I just did a count and I only have 8. I have a number of customers that have two so you are in good company. Now when you have one of these urges come hit you, I have a blog you can visit that illustrates how I make these leather kilts. http://www.rkilts.com/blog/index.php...videos-galore/
So enjoy from your friendly leather "Pusher"
I best get back to work as I have a few more waiting in line. Just finished one today and it's off to New Zealand tomorrow
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03-14-2010, 12:24 PM
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Well, thank God I'm not "that bad" yet....I'm okay...only have three leather kilts...real leather kilt junkies have seven leather kilts....I'm okay...I can probably buy a few more and still not have a "problem."
Somewhere there's a doctoral thesis on "Which is more addictive - crack cocaine or leather kilts?"
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03-14-2010, 02:16 PM
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Let me ask you this Ron:
1. Do you lose time from work due to your leather kilt?
2. Is your leather kilt making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you wear your leather kilt because you are shy with other people?
4. Is your leather kilt affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after wearing your leather kilt?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of your leather kilt?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when wearing your leather kilt?
8. Does your leather kilt make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since wearing your leather kilt?
10. Do you crave a leather kilt at a definite time daily?
11. Do you want a leather kilt the next morning?
12. Does your leather kilt cause you to have difficulty sleeping?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since your leather kilt?
14. Is your leather kilt jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you wear your leather kilt to escape from worries or troubles?
16. Do you wear your leather kilt alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of your leather kilt?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for your leather kilt?
19. Do you leather kilt to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or Institution on account of your leather kilt?
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03-14-2010, 02:26 PM
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Hey cousin!
Jeez, lets see here...
4-Maybe my reputation is affected, no clue what others around town are thinking when I sally forth kilted in leather. Went to a freind's 80th birthday party yesterday, must have been 100 old geezers there. Not a single comment pro or con.
6-The bank is still backing my credit so I think I'm okay there...paying down the balance all the time...still have food on the table.
7-Just you guys...
11- YES, that's a part of the problem...
19-Well yeah...that's what its for right...?
To all the others a resounding NO!!
I've been known to wear leather vests and leather jackets with leather kilts...is that like ordering a double?
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03-14-2010, 02:30 PM
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Oh thanks Glen, now I know I have a problem. Ignorance was truly bliss. I suppose I could give you my leather Rkilt but that would just be transplanting my problems onto you.
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03-16-2010, 07:14 PM
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Starting to feel all warm down there thinking about a kilt the way Ron describes it. Almost makes me want to have one, but I just don't know.....
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