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03-08-2007, 08:01 PM
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You taunt them. Quote:
Dread,
We have encountered a small problem with your kilt.
I have finished sewing it and it is in a box ready to go to the post office. However, the post office is closed for the day and it will be tomorrow before I can get your kilt on its way to you.
Steve Ashton
Owner/Kiltmaker
www.freedomkilts.com
"Cry Freedom! and let slip the legs of woe."
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This approaches the ferocity of the French Taunting that King Arthur endured at the Castle of Catapulted Livestock.
Ugh, I can't wait.
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03-08-2007, 08:04 PM
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Dread, Steve is awaiting me sending him two kilt pins. Do you want me to withhold putting them in the mail for ten - fifteen minutes in retaliation?
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03-08-2007, 08:14 PM
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Overnight.  |
03-08-2007, 08:27 PM
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I hope there are no french around...or livestock.
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03-08-2007, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dreadbelly  Overnight. | Nah! That would be too cruel. You want payback? When ou get your kiltand you post pictures, don't clicketypop them. Make everyone have to wait to see them. That will teach these kiltmakers!!!
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03-08-2007, 09:29 PM
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Of course I could have told you the other problems I had with your kilt.
Such as given that your thighs are bigger than your hips and waist I had to make your kilt upside down. The pleats are at the top and the waistband is at the bottom. And then I would have needed to send a mini-cam in the box just to watch you scratch your head and try to figure that one out.
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03-08-2007, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC Of course I could have told you the other problems I had with your kilt.
Such as given that your thighs are bigger than your hips and waist I had to make your kilt upside down. The pleats are at the top and the waistband is at the bottom. And then I would have needed to send a mini-cam in the box just to watch you scratch your head and try to figure that one out. | 
that tickles
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03-08-2007, 09:35 PM
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But then I'd have to move to Tasmania to make my kilt hang the right side up so I wouldn't be exposing my self. I think.
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03-08-2007, 09:45 PM
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I have consulted with Graham and in Tasmainia your pleats must go the other in the other direction.
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www.Freedomkilts.com
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Skype (webcam enabled) thewizardofbc
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03-08-2007, 09:49 PM
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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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