Sporran flap concept

[Aldisimo]

... a tie-dye xKilt ...

Now why didn't I think of that?

[Colonel MacNeal]

I still think a kilt apron with a strategically placed zipper on it would be ideal. The sporran could cover it when the zipper is not in use.

[Dall_Piobaire]

Hows the saying go, "pride goeth before poverty" I'll wager that will be in one season and out the next. Even a scarier thing is that "if"that bag becomes popular it will be knocked off and cost maybe two bills, the funny thing is no one would be able to tell the difference. Wanna really lose your lunch visit Abercrombie and Fitch someday!

[Rex_Tremende]

Here's the same idea, sort of, executed in knitting.

The knitter says this sporran is lined in cotton. Seems like it would be a good alternative for the vegan, too.

[Bugbear]

I think you need a sporran embossed with a fig leaf, Rex.