1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!
(not recommended for first-time haggis hunters or people without scotch)
The last thing I want is to have this thread locked due to my adversion to the senseless slaughter of the endangered and cuddly haggis everywhere. My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
The last thing I want is to have this thread locked due to my adversion to the senseless slaughter of the endangered and cuddly haggis everywhere. My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
I never said you had to be drinking the scotch...just have it around should the haggis wake up!
Now that's what I call a serious drinking problem!
Jim Killman
Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!
But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!
And make sure when you first step out to let someone else see your new Haggis Sporran that you deliver a good "Ode to the Haggis" out of respect.
-Lord Kilt Clad aka Gordon McKenzie
Stan: "I don't wanna shoot the bunny" Uncle Ned: "What are you talking about. Your babbling. Your not making any sense. Your Hysterical." Stan: "I'm not hysterical, I just don't wanna shoot the bunny."
But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!
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