As I calmly explained to my mathematics professor this last week: It would be a skirt IF I was wearing panties under it. Since I'm not wearing panties, it's a kilt.
And she did a bit on that one.
Last edited by Bill aka Mole; 21st April 12 at 05:39 PM.
Beware the Kilt! Oh yes, it starts all soft and warm and nice but soon you'll feel a scratch or two. That's the Kilt; it's injecting tartan into your veins.
The need to possess another Kilt starts as a wee thought and builds until you can't think straight. So you buy another Kilt. And the process begins anew.
One girl turned around quickly and said, rather loudly, "It's not a skirt! Its a KILT you idiots!".
Smart girl, and doesn't mince words. I like that.
Originally Posted by Pleater
Weeelll - once I was walking along the row of shops near us and passed a young couple, she was wearing a narrow strip of denim for a skirt and a couple of handkerchieves worth of fabric for a blouse and it was losing the fight to stay closed - I was almost out of earshot when he enquired 'why doesn't your skirt move like that?' Anne the Pleater