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Craig's Corner: The Humorous side of Kilts and XMTS In honor of XMTS' Kilted Punster Retro Red this subforum is for your best jokes, humorous tales, and (unfortunately) puns. Keep these family friendly, keep them funny, and share them in honor of Retro Red who knew a great many good jokes (and sadly even more awful ones! )

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Old 09-02-2010, 10:45 AM
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Knock Knock joke
You have to say this one out loud to really get it.

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:08 AM
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It helps to say it not only out loud, but loudly
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Odd. I heard this on the Frank DeCaro show on Friday.....
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:30 PM
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It's gotta be a southern accent where the sentance gets mixed into one long slow word. Us northerners won't get it.
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:49 PM
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Odd. I heard this on the Frank DeCaro show on Friday.....
First heard it on Nickelodeon (I think) watching TV with the kids. Took me and my wife a minute to figure it out.
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*GROAN* the kids on my bus are gonna LOVE that one!
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Too much of it ruins the fun for everyone else.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:51 AM
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Some times one facepalm isn't enough....
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I do Hope that's not a sample of your Day Job!!!

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