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  1. #1
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    28th June 11
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    A mother's prayer?

    This is a true story, and I bet you get it way before this guy did.

    My boss's cousin was asked to be the best man at a kilted wedding. The reception was held in a hall with a stage at one end where the wedding party sat.

    Whilst waiting for his turn during the speaches, he noticed his mother put her hands together as if in prayer. Not being from a very religious family he was rather confused.

    She repeatedly did this getting more and more theatrical with people starting to notice.

    After several minutes he realised what she was doing...

    Yep, you guessed it! He's never worn a kilt since.
    Martin.
    AKA - The Scouter in a Kilt.
    Proud, but homesick, son of Skye.

  2. #2
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    6th July 07
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    The Highlands,Scotland.
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    Re: A mother's prayer?

    Oh very good!

    Whilst on the subject of prayers.

    An Angler's Prayer:

    "Oh Lord, please let me catch a fish so large that even I, will not have to lie about it."
    "Life is hard---------it is even harder if you are stupid."

    John Wayne.

  3. #3
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    The Highlands of Southwestern Ontario, Canada
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    Re: A mother's prayer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post

    "Oh Lord, please let me catch a fish so large that even I, will not have to lie about it."
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    Rev'd Father Bill White
    Priest, Lover of God and People, Theologian, Student, Teacher, Philosopher, Dreamer, Humourist, Encourager of Hearts and Souls and a firm believer in the value of Dignity, Decency, and Duty.

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