Personal ad

[Southern Breeze]

SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (555) 555-5555 and ask for Daisy.

More than 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Labrador retriever.

[piperdbh]

I thought this was going to turn into the one about the man seeking a woman who owned her own tractor. The last line reads, "Please send a picture of the tractor."

[Frank McGrath]

I thought this was going to turn into the one about the man seeking a woman who owned her own tractor. The last line reads, "Please send a picture of the tractor."

Exchange tractor for boat. That is where I was going.

[ohiopiper]

As the former "owner" of several labs and current caretaker of an eight month old female named Gracie, I got a chuckle out of the advert.

[Really a McQueen]

And as someone who volunteers at an humane society shelter, I approve. Of the creativity of the shelter staff in placing that advertisement.