A pirate walks into a bar....

[Burly Brute]

A pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg'

The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee'

The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?'

The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl'

The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?'

The Pirate says 'Thats easy, a seagul crapped in it'

The Barman says 'What?!?!'

The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...'

[Burly Brute]

Could a moderator edit the title to something more appropriate, I accidently didnt change it.

[Steve Ashton]

Happy to make the change for you.
Done.