Sign in a store window

[Father Bill]

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.

'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 FOREIGN TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.


You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

After all, it is ONLY A SIGN.

You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'

Answer:





A FUNERAL PARLOUR.



(WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

= God Bless Scotland =

[madmacs]

Sheesh... Now im going to have to post that on facebook....

[mookien]

That one led you down the wrong path before it sprung the trap, didn't it?!

Thanks.

[Peter Crowe]

Sheesh... Now im going to have to post that on facebook....

Me too!

[thescot]

I like the one I saw today in a bar:

Husband Daycare
Go shopping, Get a manicure, Have lunch with the girls

We'll take care of your husbands; all you pay for is the drinks

[Bugbear]

That's pretty funny.

[Laird_M]

Being an ex-squaddie, I too started off getting the 'what the...', but burst out laughing at the tag line.
As soon as I retrieve my lungs back (chest infection), I'll forward the text to a few buddies.

And TheScot, that one is a classic also.

[Downunder Kilt]

Father Bill, if memory serves me correctly that story has a very familiar ring.
If you have ever read the book or seen the film, The Colditz story, I think you will find that a Dutch or French POW said similiar words to the German Feldwebel of the Guard. Cheers