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27th August 09, 03:50 PM
#1
Where do kings keep their armies?
...in their sleevies!! 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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27th August 09, 07:22 PM
#2
All right, that begs the question. Where does a king keep his navy...?
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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27th August 09, 07:23 PM
#3
 Originally Posted by Ted Crocker
All right, that begs the question. Where does a king keep his navy...?
...in his Churchie.
Regards,
Guy
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28th August 09, 11:12 AM
#4
Originally Posted by The Guy in the Kilt at UC
...in his Churchie.
 Nice!
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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28th August 09, 11:20 AM
#5
Oh, this one started bad and is getting worse!
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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28th August 09, 03:26 PM
#6
Originally Posted by Splash_4
Oh, this one started bad and is getting worse!
One can only hope.
You know how to stop a fish from smelling, right?
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You cut off his nose!! 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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28th August 09, 04:06 PM
#7
You should be ashamed. There may be young children reading these posts.
Jim Killman
Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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28th August 09, 04:07 PM
#8
I knew it was a Christmas cracker joke and worse still I'm only after getting it
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