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    Your worst puns

    Rabble,
    You know you love them. Share them with the world.

    Let's have your worst puns.


    For a matador, work is avoidable.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Mikilt, you are one punny guy...

    I will think of something good here in a minute
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    I can say that I am in love with this thread just from the title, but I am much too comfortable in my own vulgarity and profanity to ever comment. Look forward to the awesome replies though
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Two Shriners meet at a convention, one says to the other "I can't remember your name but your fez is familiar."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mikey View Post
    Two Shriners meet at a convention, one says to the other "I can't remember your name but your fez is familiar."

    A fez only a mother could love.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    A will is...


    ...a dead giveaway.



    If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.

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    Beer, it cures what ales you
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    Beer, it cures what ales you
    A pinch of salt in your beer improves the flavour of the salt....
    "Good judgement comes from experience, and experience
    well, that comes from poor judgement."
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    My wife tried Hindu Centering techniques -
    Chi failed.

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    nothing moooooves me like a splash of cowlogne on my face, I love the smell of fresh dairy-air!
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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