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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    "Hay", I have no "beef" with you and I don't mean to "milk" it. but this "cud" be the "cattle"yst for the worst cow puns ever "herd".
    This is getting udderly silly, yet again you've raised the steaks...

    Enough of this bull. It's whey out of control.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    I was on the national sleep foundation website and saw this:

    Corduroy pillow trend is creating headlines across America!
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    This is getting udderly silly, yet again you've raised the steaks...

    Enough of this bull. It's whey out of control.
    Indeed, puns are a medium rarely well done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Indeed, puns are a medium rarely well done.
    Yes, but a well crafted pun is its own reword!
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    "Puns: A high form of word play practiced by a low form of writer."

    -- That's attributable, but I don't remember who said it. Ambrose Bierce, maybe?
    "Simplify, and add lightness" -- Colin Chapman

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    The Dali Lama walked up to a hot dog vendor and said can you make me one with everything?
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    Guy walks into a church, climbs up to the belfry and runs face-first into the bell. It rings loudly, but he falls to his death. Police ask if anyone knows him and the reply is: "no, but his face rings a bell." Next day another stranger comes in, states it was his brother who died the day before, repeats the ringing and the fatal fall. When asked if anyone can ID him, the reply: "he's a dead ringer for his brother."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HootinHoller View Post
    The Dali Lama walked up to a hot dog vendor and said can you make me one with everything?
    After he paid for it, he asked for his change.

    The vendor said, "Change must come from within."
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I'm nominating a few of you for the Holstein Awards for those out, standing in their field!
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    A Gentleman out in a bar spilt some dandelion wine on his kilt in the form of a cross....

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