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Thread: Your worst puns

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    Ever since my 24 hour amnesia, I have been lackadaisical.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Ok, last cow pun for me:

    All of Elmer's bull friends were out on dates with a group of fine looking heifers, so he decided to just stay home and masticate.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    Ok, last cow pun for me:

    All of Elmer's bull friends were out on dates with a group of fine looking heifers, so he decided to just stay home and masticate.
    Very amoosing.

    I dairy not make another pun. If I did, I'd be no butter than other lowly punsters. Nevermind, that is just grazy talk.
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    There are so many cow puns in this thread, every time you scroll, another one goes pasteurize.
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    A renown Las Vegas crooner lost his voice and could not perform his signature song. He revised the play list due to no tiny, "Bubbles on Don's tray."

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    Getting back to cattle -

    The best advertising a butcher can have, is a well-endowed woman employee known for her cleaverage assets.
    Last edited by Tarheel; 10th November 15 at 10:01 AM. Reason: I missed pointing out the BUTT of the pun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarheel View Post
    Getting back to cattle -

    The best advertising a butcher can have, is a well-endowed woman employee known for her cleaverage.
    Butcher puns are often prime, but sometimes they are offal.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    A judge for the Pipe and Drum competition could only gander as a drake squawked a sour note during the event. A fowl was recorded for the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarheel View Post
    A judge for the Pipe and Drum competition could only gander as a drake squawked a sour note during the event. A fowl was recorded for the team.
    [looks up to the sky] why couldn't this have been a "limerick" thread?
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    A sex offender was found dead in his cell the day after being incarcerated in the state prison. Seems he ended his sentence with a proposition.
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