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    True story.

    My brother was out to eat with my mother and they texted me to ask if I wanted food brought home. I asked for duck. Here is the conversation that ensued:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Pfft... I'd say that was perfect. You can't waste a golden opportunity like that!
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profane James View Post
    Pfft... I'd say that was perfect. You can't waste a golden opportunity like that!
    Ha! Thanks!

    I wasn't about to let it go though. I was not done. I assaulted him with puns.
    No te gooseta?
    Was that pun fowl?
    That's just your 'pinion
    Birds come from far away for migrate puns
    Does my dinner come raptor in a box?
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    You're a goldmine...all GOLDEN!
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    In Florida Alligators call dogs on leashes, snacks with floss included.

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    Mr. and Mrs. Bun, the curmudgeons, were not doing well on the bus tour through the blistering Arizona desert. They soon became known as the hot, cross Buns.

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    Something Fishy

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    I may not be able to tuna fish, but I know that halibut B Flat.
    This pun just seems to flounder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sitruc090956 View Post
    This pun just seems to flounder.
    Oh, fer cod's sake. That's just crappie. Me and my bigmouth.


    JMB

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    May the fourth be with you, and should you celebrate too much beware the revenge of the fifth

    The dieting couple threw their jars of particular dressing in the lake; sinko da mayo
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    Thoughts from my dog

    My dog says that some areas of the floor are better to lick than others.

    This has been a puplick surface announcement.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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