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16th October 07, 06:45 PM
#1
Another reason (excuse) to wear a kilt...
Epididymitus.
Very painful. Couldn't wear pants if I had to. And I had to for work. That seam is in the exactly wrong place. Impossible to sit and bend. When I got home I kilted up (Sweet Freedom!) and headed to the clinic. I now have happy pills and will shortly be drifting off into the bliss of narcotic induced, pain-free sleep. But I thought I'd share if someone was looking for a good excuse for the boss or whatever.
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17th October 07, 05:08 AM
#2
could have kept that information to yourself, man.
ewwww.
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17th October 07, 06:34 AM
#3
A clinical reason ought to be acceptable to the boss. Far better that the employee should come to work kilted than stay home on sick leave. It was a leg injury that got me started wearing a kilt to work - I was hobbling around on crutches and it would have been physically impossible to put on trousers so I strapped a kilt round my waist and went to work kilted. The kilt was so well received that I continued to wear a kilt to work once or twice a week after my injury had healed.
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17th October 07, 06:35 AM
#4
Ooooo.  That don't sound too good.
Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End
If this is the men's department, where are the kilts?
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17th October 07, 07:27 AM
#5
OUCH!! Ah...hmm...ice-pak? Never mind....
-Tim
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17th October 07, 07:37 AM
#6
Maybe your doctor could give you an Rx to wear a kilt, or that bifurcated garments are contraindicated...
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
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17th October 07, 05:23 PM
#7
That'll hurt. Man, that'll hurt.
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17th October 07, 05:28 PM
#8
 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Maybe your doctor could give you an Rx to wear a kilt, or that bifurcated garments are contraindicated...
Ron
Better yet get the Dr. dude to give you a prescription for unbifurcated garments. I got a perscription for a $1500 knee brace and my works drug plan covered it without blinking.
The Grant.
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17th October 07, 05:35 PM
#9
A kid I knew in high school had a "spinning" problem, causing something similar...
He didn't wear kilts though...he just drank more. You could give that excuse to your boss. "Well, it's this, or I start taking shots every 15 minutes..."
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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17th October 07, 10:44 PM
#10
Originally Posted by ccga3359
Better yet get the Dr. dude to give you a prescription for unbifurcated garments. I got a perscription for a $1500 knee brace and my works drug plan covered it without blinking.
Now THAT is brilliant!
There are 10 kinds of people in the world...
Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
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