Aren't you going to wear your kilt?

**Warlock** · 6th January 07, 06:35 AM

Last night as we were preparing to go to dinner, my wife asked "aren't you going to wear your kilt? I looked at her and she said "I thought you said you wanted to wear it out more often." So I donned the kilt, hose, flashes, shirt and fly. We went to dinner at Pacifica, which is a nice Oriental restaurant. {and this is where it gets really wierd}

There were three YOUNG women checking me out.

{ I swear I'm not lying. HAD to be the kilt!} One even came over to the table to talk to us. I told her about our Burns Night and about the DEKS, So she invited DEKS to come to the Pacifica.

She was one of the Hostesses, and she kept leading people around past our table. When we left she said "come back and see me!"

Know I know that I am just a fat old fart, But a young Goodlooking Laddie in kilt could have himself a wonderful time in Memphis!

After that we went to Wal-mart, where I received even more admiring looks from the ladies, Young and old. There were 2 Young lassies, {aobut 16 or so}, and one said to the other as I passed "that is sooo sexy".

So laddies with all these women of all ages responding so positively to a fat, Ugly old man, What the heck are you waitin' for?

Everything that I have just written is true! WEAR THE KILT!

**Improv1** · 6th January 07, 06:50 AM

I concur! Sure boosts the ol' ego when someone casts admiring glances your way!

**Splash_4** · 6th January 07, 07:17 AM

Very much agreed. I just spent the morning doing some errands in my kilt. Lot's of friendly looks but the most fun was at the bank. The teller got in trouble for flirting instead of processing the transaction... Folks behind me were not too happy. Oh well, what you gonna do?

**porrick** · 6th January 07, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Beuth Sim

Last night as we were preparing to go to dinner, my wife asked "aren't you going to wear your kilt?

Sounds just like my wife. We had better appreciate those comments, and count our blessings - especially when we know of other good fellow forum members who have to struggle a little with their better halves.

**McMurdo** · 6th January 07, 08:10 AM

Thats great, some hope for us all.

**pdcorlis** · 6th January 07, 08:23 AM

NEVER underestimate the power of the kilt - great story.

**Tattoo Bradley** · 6th January 07, 08:23 AM

HA! I'm young, but in no way out trolling for lassies in my kilt. I value certain "assets" and what not to do that...

**Warlock** · 6th January 07, 08:50 AM

Ok....I guess.....if you say so.....

What are you trying to say?

**TimC** · 6th January 07, 09:34 AM

Never underestimate the power of the kilt when it comes to the ladies...I hope, I hope, I hope ;-)

-Tim

**thescot** · 6th January 07, 09:43 AM

Good thing I'm not 30 years younger, slim, and/or handsome. Like Sim, if a fat ugly old fart like me gets that stuff, just think what you young guys would get.