Bad Influences

[ckelly327]

OK, All of you guys are becoming bad influences on me. I just spent 2 hours on the UK E-bay site looking at dress sporans and telling myself to "Just Say No." I also spent another hour looking at the sites that are advertised here.

Now I find out that Thursday is Tartan Day which I had honestly never heard of. I have an appointment with my psychiatrist that day and he already knows I'm nuts but will probably have to say something when I walk in with my MacDonald tank on. I also have a prayer vigil sponsored by the AOH at the state capitol on Tuesday and I'll definitely be dressed properly for that.

Right now the good vs. evil battle in my brain is how much money can I spend to look good without letting my wife know that I'm going broke? I guess for now I'll just live with the belts, kilts and pins I have already gathered but when the check comes next month I really want a nice white rabbit sporan. And I almost forgot that I need a better supply of flashes and hose too.

Thanks for all of your help. I'm slowly opening the door to wearing my kilts in more and more public places. I do some freelance computer repairs for small offices and there are a few where I can show up in a kilt without a problem. It won't be too long before I won't question my decisions about what to wear. Now, if I could just convince my wife that this isn't some phase I'm going through.

[Southern Breeze]

Don't worry, just follow our 12 step program and all will be well.

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

[Gillis13]

I have copied the twelve step program and shall begin my journey with direction, thanks Breeze.

Todd

[mbhandy]

Not to Worry, The kilt will be your calling card and allmost everyone will remember you. Ask Graham, or Hamish about the press you get by showing up in a Cilt. I have been wearing it more in my business (Handyman) and now if I don't wear my Cilts Client ask me where is my Cilt.
Just keep repeating: Calling Card

MrBill

[beverlonian]

Don't worry, just follow our 12 step program and all will be well.

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

I've got a stutter on Step 1!