Bent from what?

[Coinneach]

I've been getting over a bit of lower-back pain this past week. Today, I treated myself (and my back) to a massage.

I wore my Black Watch SWK. After a few questions...are you Scottish, what did you think the first time you wore one (which I thought was a great question, by the way)...we got down to business. After the massage, when I went to pay, she had a little trouble running my card through the machine. "It's bent from your butt," she told me.

I looked at her and said, "what?"

"It's bent from your butt. It's bent from your butt," she repeated, running the card through again and again.

I took two steps back from the counter...looked down at my open sporran...looked her right in the eyes and smiled.

I'll bet she's not so quick to use that line again.

[BoldHighlander]

[sharpdressedscot]

She thought you had pockets!!

Very funny.

[SportBilly]

Reminds me of that joke that ends with the Scotsman getting a lap dance and trying to pay by swiping his credit card

[Nick the DSM]

hahaha,

great!! she'll no never to use that line with a kiltie!

[Coemgen]

[Doc]

I can only imagine the look on her face.

[Donnie]

[kiltedinUSMC]

Ken, this story just made my day.

[cessna152towser]