A Breeze

[sorcererdale]

Today I was at our clock club meeting and I was wearing my black survival. The president of the group asked me about my, as he hemmed and hawed and said skirt. I said, "Kilt" and he said, "Um, yeah." I talked a little about it and then he and his wife told of their trip to Scotland and how their tour guide wore a kilt the whole time. They said, "He never wore any pants!"

Then they asked if it gets a little breezy. I replied with an excited yes. They said, "Hmmm, sounds like you like that?" Of course, you know my answer. ha ha


DALE.

[Southern Breeze]

There's nothing like the southern breeze a kilt provides.

[Big Paul]

Ahh! The breezes between the kneeses!!

[Tattoo Bradley]

Ah yes... "Highland Air Conditioning"

[kilted in kleaveland]

Those that don't know, don't understand. For the kilted, life's a breeze!

[TechBear]

In chapter 7 of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", a wizard named Archie gets into an argument with a representative from the Ministry of Magic, who is making sure that all of the witches and wizards heading to the World Quiddich Cup are in appropriate Muggle disguise. The wizard from the MoM is telling Archie to put on pants and Archie won't have any of that nonsense.

"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks."

Written as only a true Scotswoman could write. :rolleyes: