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24th June 09, 01:58 PM
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 A Communal Kilt
Saw this today on Not Always Right
http://notalwaysright.com/och-a-communal-kilt/2132
Scottish Import Store | Toronto, ON, Canada
Scottish import store that specializes in rental kilts.
Employee: “Okay, guys, you’re all fitted up. Everything will be ready for pick-up the Thursday before the wedding.”
Customer: “Guys, you know what we have to do, right? We have to go commando! No wearing anything under the kilt!” *to employee* “That’s the way to do it, right?”
Employee: “Well, gentlemen, we don’t have a policy on that one way or the other. Personally, though, before you decide, I’d advise you to take a moment and consider ALL the implications of the word…’rental.’”
Customer: “What? But…oh…oh! Ewww!”
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24th June 09, 02:03 PM
#2
 Originally Posted by Lady M
Saw this today on Not Always Right
http://notalwaysright.com/och-a-communal-kilt/2132
Scottish Import Store | Toronto, ON, Canada
Scottish import store that specializes in rental kilts.
Employee: “Okay, guys, you’re all fitted up. Everything will be ready for pick-up the Thursday before the wedding.”
Customer: “Guys, you know what we have to do, right? We have to go commando! No wearing anything under the kilt!” *to employee* “That’s the way to do it, right?”
Employee: “Well, gentlemen, we don’t have a policy on that one way or the other. Personally, though, before you decide, I’d advise you to take a moment and consider ALL the implications of the word…’rental.’”
Customer: “What? But…oh…oh! Ewww!”
lol ewww indeed 
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24th June 09, 02:59 PM
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24th June 09, 03:00 PM
#4
Sad it has to be said but Funny.
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24th June 09, 03:02 PM
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24th June 09, 03:06 PM
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24th June 09, 03:28 PM
#7
OMG that's hilarious - and really sick too 
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24th June 09, 04:29 PM
#8
Ya mean they don't clean um after every use?
-john
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You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself (Rick Nelson "Garden Party")
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24th June 09, 05:25 PM
#9
Originally Posted by Lady M
Employee: “Well, gentlemen, we don’t have a policy on that one way or the other. Personally, though, before you decide, I’d advise you to take a moment and consider ALL the implications of the word…’rental.’”
A master class in diplomacy.
Great find, M.
Regards,
Rex.
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
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24th June 09, 05:28 PM
#10
That is one sharp clerk
Rob
Friends are the family we choose. Life is not measured by how many breath's we take, but by how many times we have our breath taken away. Writer, Educator, Libationist, Bon Vivant. The Old Firm: A Steampunk Tale Part XXI is now up at http://kiltedrobspub.blogspot.com/
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