Confusion at the dentist today

[Schultz]

While I was checking out of the dentist's office today, one of the dental assistants meekly came over and said, "Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question about your kilt?"

"Sure," I replied, knowing full well she was going to ask me why I was wearing it today.

Sure enough, she asked, "Why are you wearing it today?"

I squinted as if thinking for a reason and said, "Well, it's Tuesday!"

"Tuesday? Is there some special significance?"

"Nope, it's just Tuesday," I said, and let it drop at that.

After staring at me for a moment, she said, "Oh, okay" and walked away, looking very confused.

I can't wait to go back for my cleaning next month.

[Big Paul]

That's a good one!!!

[millar]

That's great. .

[mddock58]

It's always possible that they may be looking forward to your return as well!

[GMan]

Oh yes those reasons of kilt wearing do bring out some strange looks after the responses we give back. Gotta love it.

[michael steinrok]

I LOVE THE COFUSION. THE OTHER DAY A WOMAN ASKED ME THE SAME THING. i NOTICED A BIG TATOO ON HER BACK NOT A MINUTE BEFORE AND SMILEING I SAID "FOR THE SAME REASON YOU'VE GOT THAT TATOO,BECAUSE I CAN"

[Kilted Stuart]

Good one indeed!!!
It's always great to leave them with that confused look on there faces.
It will lead to another interesting conversation the next visit.

Kilted Stuart

[Sherry]

...
I can't wait to go back for my cleaning next month.

Well, now, there's a way to get yourself excited about going to the dentist. ;)

[minimalistix]

I always just say 'Because I wanted to'

But if its a hot chick, then I usually come back with something more clever

[Alan H]

Hey Sherry...ask me why I wore my kilt today....

LOLOL