Doctor, Doctor! Prescription, Please!

**Jack Daw** · 19th December 08, 03:26 PM

I had to go to the doctor today, wearing baggy shorts. Wiithout going into details, he gave me a prescription for a cream, a pill, and "loose clothing." I asked for clarification. He said, "No pants, if you can help it." So, I said, "How about a kilt?" He laughed and said, "Sure! That would work perfectly!" Then, I explained about my optional clothing.

Proscribed in 1747; prescribed in 2008.

I had to call my brother, who is not crazy about the kilt, and tell him. He doesn't believe me.

Happy to oblige, doc!

**Dirk Skene** · 19th December 08, 03:38 PM

MAN

I love your MD

Tell him my symptoms are the same as yours

& I'll even pay his office visit fee. Iwill even toss in a 3 day cruse if he'll mark it as cronic

**KiltedCoastie** · 19th December 08, 03:52 PM

That's GREAT; although having a condition that caused it may not be delightful. I suppose that there is always a bright side. Give a whistle.......

**Spartan** · 19th December 08, 03:57 PM

That's a HOOT! A medical reason to go kilted!

**vmac3205** · 19th December 08, 04:54 PM

Hey!! For those of you who have to wear uniform pants, with a doctor's prescription, you could wear a kilt.

**NewKilt** · 19th December 08, 06:34 PM

Jack, I think your doctor should be considered for Surgeon General of the US.

Darrell

**Phogfan86** · 19th December 08, 07:35 PM

You know what else would help?

More cowbell.

**SteveB** · 19th December 08, 07:41 PM

Even more cowbell!

**sathor** · 19th December 08, 07:42 PM

Yeah, hey, what would really rock is if he would actually prescribe it, then maybe you could buy a SWK wool or two, and submit it to the insurance to pay. (I would say a tank, but lets face it, that would take to long to get for the script I would think.)