Dreams

**Kilted Taper** · 26th May 06, 07:42 AM

I had my first "jonesing" dream last night. My X-Marks tartan is off at Rocky's waiting to be transformed and I still have a few more weeks till it's due to arrive. So in the dream, I come home from work to see a package at my door from PA. Rip it open and there it is....a thing of beauty. Light emits from the package (think Pulp Fiction and the briefcase). Take it out of the package and put it on. But when I go look in the mirror, it's not the tartan, it's a flower print of some sort. Oh the horror. What does it all mean? :confused:

**Panache** · 26th May 06, 08:04 AM

(Panache in a thick Austrian Accent)

Verrrrrrrry interesting....(scribbles a few notes)...I remember reading about a case like this in Vienna, but not nearly as severe. Kilted Taper, lie down here on the couch und tell me about your childhood...

**JayFilomena** · 26th May 06, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Kilted Taper

I had my first "jonesing" dream last night. But when I go look in the mirror, it's not the tartan, it's a flower print of some sort. Oh the horror. What does it all mean? :confused:

My professional opinion is that you are crazy. Squirrell bait. Maybe some PTSD mixed with some wiccan sleep charm by a scorned lover. But you are definetly beyond the norms of mere mortals.

**davedove** · 26th May 06, 10:14 AM

Okay, I accept that all of us are a little bit crazy here (it keeps us from going insane), but you seem to be pushing the boundary. It seems this kilt fetish you have is getting the better of you. I recommend that you immediately send all of your kilts and related accessories to the Davedove Institute for the Treatment of Kilt Addictions. Hurry, before it's too late!

**Pleater** · 26th May 06, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

Okay, I accept that all of us are a little bit crazy here (it keeps us from going insane), but you seem to be pushing the boundary. It seems this kilt fetish you have is getting the better of you. I recommend that you immediately send all of your kilts and related accessories to the Davedove Institute for the Treatment of Kilt Addictions. Hurry, before it's too late!

But you better send me the kilt with the flower pattern if it does ever materialise. I can do flowers. I still have a hippy hat from the Isle of Wight pop festival days, somewhere.

Maybe a plain caftan, flower kilt, hippy hat with a long dangly scarf round it and those indian sandals with the toe ring. Oh - and the belt tied with thongs.

**Panache** · 26th May 06, 10:58 AM

(Panache with thick Austrian accent, again)

Nurse, schedule an immediate appointment for Herr Pleater. Hurry! There iz no time to lose!

**Wee Jimmy** · 26th May 06, 11:21 AM

not sure if 'Jonesing' has made it over the pond. What does it mean?

**Livingston** · 26th May 06, 11:24 AM

Very simply put, it means that you will be receiving a flowered kilt and the X Marks kilt will be coming to me.

**Livingston** · 26th May 06, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Wee Jimmy

not sure if 'Jonesing' has made it over the pond. What does it mean?

Many years a go, rumor has it that it started in NYC, when the druggies were needing their fix, they were "jonesing". We've just adopted it for the need for our new kilts or accessories that are on order to arrive NOW!