X Marks the Scot - An on-line community of kilt wearers.

   X Marks Partners - (Go to the Partners Dedicated Forums )
Closed Thread
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 14
  1. #1
    Join Date
    30th October 07
    Location
    Harrisonburg
    Posts
    834

    The Good, The Sad and The Funny.

    So, as some of you may have read, I've started a new job. While in training on Wednesday, we were looking at holidays. There were only two of us being trained, so the trainer was relaxed and talking about holidays he wished he had off.

    After he mentioned St. Patrick's day, I said: "Oh, I and I've got my kilt and Celtic jersey all ready for it too!" And he sounded surprised that I had a kilt. Turns out he'd bought a 5 or six yard wool kilt sometime ago ( I forget the tartan). I couldn't believe my luck and I was about to ask him if he wanted to come to work kilted with me on that day (We have a pretty relaxed dress code and don't have to deal with the public). BUT he then proceeded to explain how his kilt accidentally ended up in both the washer and dryer!!!

    He plans on getting another, but is stuck with a little rag now

    At this point the other trainee (Galeb, from Israel and a native Hebrew and Arabic speaker) has to ask us "what is a kilt?" After some explanations from us, he asks: "Why don't you just call it a skirt?"
    #9 fan of http://www.poisoneddwarf.com/
    ויתהלך חנוח את–האלהים ואיננו כי–לקח אתו אלהים

  2. #2
    Join Date
    22nd November 07
    Location
    Desert SW USA
    Posts
    11,373
    LOL! Thanks for sharing that TKW.
    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

  3. #3
    Join Date
    3rd August 07
    Location
    New York City
    Posts
    2,689
    Out of the mouths of babes and foreigners!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    22nd November 07
    Location
    Desert SW USA
    Posts
    11,373
    BTW TKW
    I hope the trainer does get a new kilt; and hey throw in the other guy from Isreal too; and you've got kilt friends. LOL!
    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

  5. #5
    billmcc Guest
    Give Galeb a real skirt for his birthday. LOL!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    20th June 07
    Posts
    1,260
    Yikes.. Sounds like your trainer is an okay guy there TKW, Did you happen to mention this here forum to him??

  7. #7
    Amoskeag's Avatar
    Amoskeag is offline This member has been inactive for more than 1 year
    Join Date
    20th November 07
    Location
    Deerfield, NH
    Posts
    314
    Quote Originally Posted by TheKiltedWonder View Post
    BUT he then proceeded to explain how his kilt accidentally ended up in both the washer and dryer!!!

    He plans on getting another, but is stuck with a little rag now
    OUCH!!!!

  8. #8
    Join Date
    30th October 07
    Location
    Harrisonburg
    Posts
    834
    Quote Originally Posted by CactusJack View Post
    Yikes.. Sounds like your trainer is an okay guy there TKW, Did you happen to mention this here forum to him??
    I did. He'd like to buy an 8 yarder in future and so I was trying to give him some resources to help him make a good decision. But he's swamped with developing courses/training more people, so we'll see.
    #9 fan of http://www.poisoneddwarf.com/
    ויתהלך חנוח את–האלהים ואיננו כי–לקח אתו אלהים

  9. #9
    Join Date
    15th July 07
    Location
    California
    Posts
    4,581
    Quote Originally Posted by TheKiltedWonder View Post
    "Why don't you just call it a skirt?"
    - Because my friend #@*/*&^{ it is not a skirt, it is a kilt!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    29th April 04
    Location
    Denver, Colorado USA
    Posts
    8,911
    We are not alone, just visible.
    Glen

    A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.

    Kilted With Pride!!!

Closed Thread
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Funny: A Few Good Men . . . in kilts
    By Cirthalion in forum General Kilt Talk
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 20th November 07, 10:06 AM
  2. some good sites for you good people
    By Deasan in forum General Kilt Talk
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 1st June 07, 04:58 AM
  3. Funny and NOT funny story.
    By GreenDragon in forum General Kilt Talk
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 16th March 07, 10:58 AM
  4. Trying to be funny
    By Derek in forum General Kilt Talk
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 26th February 07, 11:20 PM
  5. Good sport kilt, good dog
    By Roan Carter in forum General Kilt Talk
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 2nd February 07, 08:59 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

» Log in

User Name:

Password:

Not a member yet?
Register Now!
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.2.0