On Grant's New Moniker

**KD Burke** · 29th March 10, 11:27 AM

I happened to notice this morning that Grant, previously identified herein by a series of letters and numerals, is now known as "Kilted Abuser of Rubber Chickens." Appropriate enough, though it seems a bit unwieldy for a quick note. An acronym perhaps? K.A.R.C.?

Perhaps like "Jock", it will someday become a verb. I wonder what definition "karcing" (rhymes with sparking!) will acquire.....

Perhaps you have suggestions?

KD

**ghostlight** · 29th March 10, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by KD Burke

I wonder what definition "karcing" (rhymes with sparking!) will acquire.....

I fear the day I might be asked to explain the phrase, "karcing the rubber chicken".

**thescot** · 29th March 10, 12:20 PM

Or, Grant karced me the other night with a rubber chicken.

**Jock Scot** · 29th March 10, 12:30 PM

Now I am not at all sure how, KARC is spelt in this context, but we use an expression( to karc it) over here to describe something that er, well, um, well ----stopped breathing, permanently!

**Ryan Ross** · 29th March 10, 12:39 PM

...oh my.

**Big Mikey** · 29th March 10, 12:41 PM

KARCing- Criminal Code of Canada

Misdemeanor

"Any public display and /or inappropriate use of an artificial animal form which causes unsolicited laughter, chuckles or otherwise disrupts the well being of the general public. Such inappropriate uses to include walking, consuming or wearing of said artificial animal."

Minimum penalties shall begin at 120 hours of community service or writing one thousand times "I want to be like Mike." dependant on the ruling of the court.

Repeat offences will result in the offence being elevated to the level of felony.

**azwildcat96** · 29th March 10, 01:26 PM

Noun: That KARC is a good lad.
Verb: He's KARCing quite well today.
Adverb: He is KARCly happy now.
Adjective: That's KARCing brilliant!
Past tense: Who KARCed?

As nearly every word in a sentance: That KARCly KARCing KARCer just KARCed me!

**ccga3359** · 29th March 10, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Big Mikey

... Repeat offences will result in the offence being elevated to the level of felony.

Oh yummy more pudding!

**ABG0819** · 29th March 10, 01:46 PM

So the disclaimer "No rubber animals were hurt in the writing of this post" will not work here with it. What did the rubber chickens ever do to you???? just wondering

Graham

**morrison** · 29th March 10, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by azwildcat96

Noun: That KARC is a good lad.
Verb: He's KARCing quite well today.
Adverb: He is KARCly happy now.
Adjective: That's KARCing brilliant!
Past tense: Who KARCed?

As nearly every word in a sentance: That KARCly KARCing KARCer just KARCed me!

And if he enters the room backward its?. . .