Hoff Kilter

**Jimmy** · 19th January 11, 01:09 AM

What about the Hoff, he breezes into Scotland to be a judge in Britain's Got Talent, dons a Forever Scotland kilt which he decides to buy form a Glasgow supplier at £200, tells the people outside who are gathered to get a glimpse of him, that it is great to be in Ireland, calls the kilt, a skirt! and then proceeds to show his audience that he is not a true Scotsman with a pair of Baywatch speedos underneath! What about him?

**Frank McGrath** · 19th January 11, 02:50 AM

A moron from America visiting any country is still a moron.

**Bill aka Mole** · 19th January 11, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by frank mcgrath

a moron from america visiting any country is still a moron.

Quoted for Truth!

**muirkirkca** · 19th January 11, 07:46 AM

The Hoff did a stint on Dancing with the Stars. He and his partner were early vote outs and his visit to Scotland seems to exhibit the same lack of talent and - manners.

**Tartan Tess** · 19th January 11, 10:18 AM

Is this the same guy that was on "Baywatch"?
Sorry, I am not a TV watcher.

**starbkjrus** · 19th January 11, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Tartan Tess

Is this the same guy that was on "Baywatch"?
Sorry, I am not a TV watcher.

Yup, one in the same. Only now he oddlly insists that he be called "The Hoff" - at least so I've heard.

**McClef** · 19th January 11, 11:50 AM

And before Baywatch he was in Knight Rider.

**Really a McQueen** · 19th January 11, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by McClef

And before Baywatch he was in Knight Rider.

Where he was upstaged by a car.

**T-Bone** · 19th January 11, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by starbkjrus

Yup, one in the same. Only now he oddlly insists that he be called "The Hoff" - at least so I've heard.

An idiot by any other name...to paraphrase WS

**Chas** · 19th January 11, 12:49 PM

Didn't he have some problems with over-indulging in substances or liquids or some such?

Let us be generous and say that he was 'tired and emotional' (Private Eye humour).

Regards

Chas