How to answer the age old question...

**Noel Christian Riddell** · 30th January 10, 06:08 PM

Rollerboy_1979's thread* got me wondering, how do YOU answer the question:

'Wots unders yer kilt?'

I've been asked by old men, mischievous women, and blushing girls.

Typically I answer, "Anyone who needs to know already knows."

*http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/c...x.html?t=56757

**isantop** · 30th January 10, 06:16 PM

That is a great response.

**Joel** · 30th January 10, 07:31 PM

If I want to be polite, I say "Shoes and socks." If I'm feeling cheeky, I'll respond with "The Loch Ness Monster."

**Nighthawk** · 30th January 10, 08:14 PM

It depends... I was at a bar with a buddy of mine. We were leaving, and this guy and his girlfriend were coming in at the same time. The guy said to me "Hey, what kinda panties are you wearing under that?" I looked at his girlfriend and said "Hers. You want them back, sweetheart?" The started to get mad, and his girl said "You know you had that coming."

She ended everything right there. See, I have no filter between my brain and my mouth... So with me it all depends- am I able to stop myself from saying something stupid or not?

**BroosterB1** · 30th January 10, 10:09 PM

My favorite is

"Why nothing is worn under the kilt, its all in perfect order!"

GG · 30th January 10, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Noel Christian Riddell

"Anyone who needs to know already knows

That's the best answer I have ever seen. Thank you very much!

Greg

**Riverkilt** · 30th January 10, 10:49 PM

There are a thousand answers...best place to collect them is right here...then you can sort through your options and deliver what you think is the best one for the situation.

"Me bagpipes."