I did a job today...

[chasem]

... and in the middle of it, all I could think was it's a good thing I'm not wearing a kilt.

I was taking tobacco out of the barn to get ready to strip the leaves off the stalk. Taking it out of the barn is a job that requires one to climb up into the rafters of a barn, and then standing with legs about 3-4' apart on the rafters, while handing down sticks full of tobacco stalks down to others looking up to you for the sticks.

And in the middle of it, all I could think was it's a good thing I'm not wearing a kilt.

[Abax]

and then standing with legs about 3-4" apart on the rafters

Those are some pretty closely-spaced rafters. Three to four feet apart maybe?

[chasem]

haha yes, and edited

[Crow on the Mountain]

I've been there, only putting it up after cutting and spiking. Hahaha...you're right, it would probably be best for the rafter guys not to be kilted.

[Highlander31]

Just proves, that there are some things that should not be done in a kilt.

[Nighthawk]

Seems to me that that would be an ideal time to be wearing one. But I'm just that way.

[McFarkus]

Does sound like one job that is better done in p@nts