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18th October 06, 03:26 PM
#1
I Gave An Unexpected Response
I went to a beer festival Saturday. That morning we all met at a restaurant to get a little something to eat. Of course I had a kilt on when I went into the restaurant. One of the waitresses asked, "Where are your bagpipes?"
I completely floored her when I answered, "Under my kilt."
She was so flustered that she had a hard time taking orders for a few minutes.
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18th October 06, 03:42 PM
#2
 Originally Posted by davedove
I completely floored her when I answered, "Under my kilt."
She should just be glad that you didn't follow that with, "Why? Did you want to learn to play?"
Inter spem curamque, timores inter et iras
Omnem crede diem tibi diluxisse supremum:
Grata supervenient, quae non sperabitur hora.
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18th October 06, 03:43 PM
#3
Just as well it didn't encourage her to ask you to demonstrate your chanter 
Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)
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18th October 06, 03:47 PM
#4
The bagpipes stay warm under a good covering. Good show old man!
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18th October 06, 04:18 PM
#5
Originally Posted by davedove
.... She was so flustered that she had a hard time taking orders for a few minutes.....
What...?
But... But you gave the correct answer! 
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18th October 06, 04:21 PM
#6
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18th October 06, 04:35 PM
#7
I've given that response a bunch of times. It never fails to stop em in their tracks.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
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18th October 06, 04:57 PM
#8
“A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you're looking down, you can't see something that's above you.” -C.S. Lewis
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18th October 06, 05:26 PM
#9
Cruel
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18th October 06, 07:08 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Caradoc
She should just be glad that you didn't follow that with, "Why? Did you want to learn to play?"
I will have to remember that! What a way to put somebody in their place, if they deserve it.
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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