"I KNEW you had pants!"
I had to work an extra long shift today, so I didn't get home until 8:30 tonight. Being at work, I was in dress pants, shirt and tie.
My sister in law, niece, and nephew were over so my wife could sew my nieces Halloween costume.
I walk through the door, and the first thing my four year old niece yells out is "I KNEW you had pants!"
Several minutes later after we all stopped laughing, I told her yup, I do have pants. The last time she saw me in pants was almost two years ago when they came by my work. Good memory!
.. the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
--Robert Heinlein in Methuselah's Children
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