I'm considering sending a kilt to SWK

[Phogfan86]

I'm seriously considering sending a kilt to SWK. No reason. And I'm going to send it overnight.

We all know Jerry's delivery is freakishly fast. There's been speculation about wormholes, Star Trek-like transporter technology and maybe tears in the universe.

I'm curious what might happen if I reversed the norm and sent a kilt to him very suddenly and unexpectedly.

My main concern is that this seemingly simple act could make the Hadron Collider look like a freeway fender bender.

Thoughts?

[peacekeeper83]

you might change the time continuam and create chaos throughout the universe... are you sure you really need to do this?

[Iain Robb]

Shouldn't be a problem as long as you wire up a paradox machine.

[Chas]

Go for it - I hate boredom.

Regards

Chas

[ChubRock]

SWK is a rocks throw from the MSP airport. I think Jerry's elves transport product to the planes as they are taking off and flying directly over the SWK headquarters, this elieviating the whole check-in process. You might be more successful if you work knowing they have a particle accelerator so that your kilt may be drawn down to SWK from the incoming plane.

[piperdbh]

Just for balance, I bet it will take 20 years to get that kilt to Jerry. Everything must be in balance, you know.

[ghostlight]

Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny
The Tooth Fairy

Stillwater Kilts

Order and sanity demand we never question flying reindeer, egg-laying rabbits, tooth-harvesting little people or flying squirrels. There are just some universal truths you don't screw with.

Now, for all our sakes, please step away from the postal scale...

[RedbeardNeil]

Please allow me to recieve my keg of Guinness before you do this. Only 2 more days. I want to have a few pints and a nice view when the end of the world begins.

[highland mafia]

still water kilts may have fast delivery but they are still cheap crappy kilts! Honestly I really don't understand why you guys have such a love affair with these things?????

[Tony Miles]

still water kilts may have fast delivery but they are still cheap crappy kilts! Honestly I really don't understand why you guys have such a love affair with these things?????

you know what they say "you are what you eat" that makes me cheap, crappy, fast and easy.